Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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