Im at strip club and am horny
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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