is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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