he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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