Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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