Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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