his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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