So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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