I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
