Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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