He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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