Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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