Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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