I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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