maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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