After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i dont even know how to be here
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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