Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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