drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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