I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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