all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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