I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i've created a new STD.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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