He uses pillows to masturbate.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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