I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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