I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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