We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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