I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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