So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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