if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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