how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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