i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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