Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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