i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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