we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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