Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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