He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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