Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Randomize
