would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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