She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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