? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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