Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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