I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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