Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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