She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
