And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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