if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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