I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
the raccoons are back...
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