You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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