I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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