if only i could text you this smell
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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