Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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