gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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