so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My breasts were aching with rage.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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